Monday, January 27, 2025

I don't mean it in a derogatory way, but..

 Tulip is a wetback.

Daily, I arm myself with a spray bottle of water to scare Tulip away from messing around the television. Well, she'll step aside for a moment or two. Then she's right back at it. 

So she gets a little wet, but not enough to make it mean anything. My jumping out of the recliner is the most of what you might call EXERCISE I've gotten lately. 

When I think about it, I should really wear my smart watch. I'm curious to see if it's added to the number of steps I take each day....



Thursday, January 23, 2025

Suggestion for DC

Please ask your representatives to begin the impeachment process against Trump / Vance / Musk. 

Since Day One, it has never been clearer that we are poised to become a much crueler US version of Hitler's regime. This time, there are so many "others" who will be targeted for extermination. The "enemies list," Jews, Muslims, atheists, Democrats, judges, Independents, non-whites, the handicapped, the homeless, the poor, and any persons who are Anti-Trump. 90% of the country might qualify to be the next list to "disappear."

Decent Americans of every race, religion, sexual orientation will become victims of the new police state run by the January 6th vigilantes just freed from their well-deserved jail time. 

Trumpers want the USA to be white again. Does that mean a return to slavery? Are all poor and middle class citizens going to be rounded up, along with refugees, asylum seekers and immigrants?

Will our new country's motto become The Rich Rule; The Poor Drool?

Weary of Daily Wiring Battles

Tulip looks so innocent when she's sleeping. No one would believe she can be such a little devil when she's hungry. ðŸ™€ And when she's awake, she is always hungry.

When she's not rearranging my stovetop (yesterday inverting my black pepper shaker), Tulip is forever on the lookout for more places to explore.

Among the electric cords I try to hide from the cat are: cable modem, cable box, internet television wires, Amazon Alexa, my two Blink cameras. (Unplugged for now are my boom box and CDR player).


Tulip goads me into brandishing a water bottle when she gets behind the TV. She'll go through either side to walk amid the wires. She tries going under the television in a two-inch space; the plastic spikes there don't totally forestall her attempts to crawl through. If she sees an electric wire, she will play with it or bite it. (Bad kitty!)

Many times Tulip stretches her body across the whole height of the TV. Although I try to spritz her with water (without also dousing the wires), she often hops quickly over the top.

I'm completely frazzled by my kitten!



Tuesday, January 14, 2025

More Tulip Tales of Destruction

Seems that I should be mindful about things around the house when I'm talking on the phone. 

Last night I took a call; usually when Tulip's at her worst "feed me" obnoxiousness. This time, all was quiet. Granted, I did feed her. When I hung up and turned around, I didn't realize that I left her (covered) food container on the kitchen counter. She was chowing down to her heart's content.

I do more floor inspections after I hear something land on the floor. In less than two minutes, she knocked over a tape measure, then a screwdriver I had put on the kitchen peninsula. Don't know where the tape measure landed; it may have ended up under my recliner.

Tulip knocked off a mini basket of four spice bottles from its perch on top of the stove. Luckily, nothing fell behind the stove.

My cat loves to mess with the living room venetian blinds. Once the sun goes down, I wrap a  blanket over the lower part of the window. That way, she can't paw her way through the slats.

Tulip has taken to clearing my fridge of all papers and magnets. First, I emptied the left side of everything she liked to play with (or should I say, EVERYTHING). I tried moving the magnets a bit lower, but man, my kitten can s-t-r-e-t-c-h her body to reach farther down than I'd thought possible.

I'm using an old cookie tin to make "art" out of the relocated magnets. Right now, a pillow sham covers them. I need to pierce holes in the top to affix a string to hang it. Wherever the finished product goes, it'll need to be placed really high up or in a closed off room for safekeeping.

Dang! What won't I do to appease this cat?


While attempting to complete this blog, I'm hearing a succession of objects drop, meeting the floor behind me. A couple of containers "fell down." A tube of incense sticks and a spray bottle of STEM ant killer. Should I become incensed by this? Tulip keeps knocking over my canned citronella candle that's kept near the stove (unlit, naturally).

See the tall blue cabinet to the right? Tulip likes to jump on the top to rub against the three glass vases stored there, which concerns me. This mantra repeats; "That's why we can't have nice things." I am already thinking about alternate storage places for them.

If nothing else, this cat is keeping my mind sharp. It's a battle of wits that, for now, she is winning.


Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Zoom Interview


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This morning I was interviewed by Rose Cushing on her Carolina Writers Speak podcast. Although I flubbed some parts in it, those instances will get edited out (hopefully). I will update my readers when the interview becomes available (roughly three weeks from now). I'll add a link to it on various social media.

In my first podcast with Rose (two years ago), I was too jittery to speak fluently. There were plenty of "Ers" and "Ums." Although I knew the topic for discussion was my beloved polydactyl cat, Liberty, I was too new at being a published author to overcome my nerves. 

Once the new interview is aired, I'll see if my speaking style has improved over the last two years. This time around, I felt comfortable talking about myself and my books. That may be due to these facts:

  1. Since reaching the ripe old age of 71, I have matured (somewhat).
    • Some may find this to be debatable.
  2. I was speaking with an old friend.
    • But I'm still older than Rose.
  3. This interview was held on Zoom. Egad! How will I look?
    • Rose assured me that it would be a voice recording only.
  4. One of us was still wearing her jammies. 
    • Which successfully broke through my bundle of nerves.

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Brrrr! Today's Notes

It's time to get your long johns on, bundle up your overcoats, and turn on your space heater! This bitter cold reminds me of life in New Jersey and Connecticut. Both are lovely states, but too cold for comfort. I'm not used to being this cold in North Carolina. Granted, it's January...

Shh - Tulip is sleeping. If I dare leave my recliner, she'll start begging for food.

My contractor visited today; Tulip gave Connie the once-over. My first Temu purchase (a bathroom rack) was assembled. It was definitely worth the cost of a service call to have her do it for me.

The next two house projects are:

  • Have a box custom-built to keep the various cords in order while discouraging Tulip from messing with the TV.
  • Placed another order with Temu for an extra-wide retractable gate. The directions for assembly seemed reasonably simple. Of course, I may change my opinion once the package arrives.



Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Happy New Year

Although I haven't written about certain events as they happened, it should surprise no one that my sweet Tulip has gotten into more trouble.

  • While in my bedroom for a few minutes, she played with my styrofoam wig stand. Bits and pieces were taken out by the chunk. 
    • I don't think she was into the hairpiece itself.

  • In the office, Tulip started to chew on the cloth-covered boxes that hold my books. Also loose papers, blank envelope boxes, et cetera.
    • If doing this doesn't get my attention, suspicious noises often start emanating from the other end of the house.
      • In other words, FEED ME NOW!

  • Regarding the cloth bins in the living room, I'm pretty sure Tulip will conquer them all someday.
    • Therefore, I placed an order with Temu for six lidded plastic boxes.
    • Also ordered a collapsible hand truck which I'll use to cart materials back and forth to the Benson Center for Active Aging beginning in February.
      • All items are slated to arrive in the next week or so.

  • Lest I forget, Tulip is fascinated by the venetian blinds in the living room. I try to close them once it gets dark outside, but nothing can keep her away. 
    • I've tried yelling, but that doesn't faze her.
    • Shooting streams of water her way is an iffy proposition (have to watch out for electrical outlets.
    • While I could do without the blinds, I don't want to be on display.
      • If you want to offer your suggestions, please do (so long as you don't recommend re-homing her).

Oh - the picture below shows where the home phone is located now. Up a wall (which is where my cat drives me). This messes up the symmetrical placement of two sconces. Don't know if I should move them to another room or donate them to a thrift store.