Cleaning House

I am trying to unload furniture items before June's Endless Hwy 301 Yard Sale. It's the first time I've used Facebook Marketplace. Sold my cedar hope chest first for the bargain price of $60. Tonight a lucky couple in Dunn picked up my Galanz toaster oven. I marked the price at $10. So many people responded to that: I clearly could have asked for more. 

I still have my kitchen set and cigar-shaped coffee table to go. Absolutely no interest has been shown in the latter. Next, I need to take pictures of the spare bedroom furniture, one of my two lateral file cabinets, etc.

• And I have yet to view the senior public housing in Johnston County. 
• To secure an independent living place for Tulip and me.

• And call Animal Control to get a Hav-A-Heart trap for all the feral cats who add more than mulberry juice to my shoes' soles.
• If you catch my drift.

#cleaninghouse

#Unloadingstuff

It's Been A Week From Hell, Part II

My cable bill (cable, Internet and home phone) jacked up their monthly rate to $178+. I decided to save money by finding an alternate Internet company, thinking I'd save time and money.

HA!

Getting hooked up with this new company was - and still is - PAINFUL. They sent three different crews out, each team choosing a different path where to bury the cable. And this took mere weeks to accomplish. Last Thursday, I finally thought I'd seen the last of them. 

Well . . . 

Not so fast. Turns out that not even the tech knew that they wouldn't be able to finish the work ticket. Seems there's been a hold-up on all new installations due to "illegal" or "non-regulated IP addresses."  Now my phone works only if I call out on it. Incoming calls can't come through. The only bright spot is that now all my spam calls come to my cell phone. It's much quieter without the home phone blowing up.

BUT . . . I haven't gotten to the main part. The problem is ME (😟).   I disconnected everything left by the original provider. That was my mistake. Or, as the Dixie Chicks put it, "There's your trouble."

Now:

• I don't have access to the TV unless I watch shows on my laptop. 
• Alexa doesn't even talk to me anymore.
• My printer doesn't work either.

Two people did me a kindness and tried to get all my wires sorted, to no avail. So I called the first provider to help me out. They are due here between 8 and 10 am tomorrow.

Tulip is anxiously awaiting the return to normalcy.

I've been kicking myself (mentally) for messing with things I should not have.

#NoTechiesHere

#TulipDeservesTV

It's Been A Week From Hell, Part I

...and it had almost nothing to do with Tulip.

• This past week my mulberry tree started producing. I have stains on the bottom of my shoes which I keep on the back porch. My house has many, many new stains each day clean up. The berries attract flies and birds. It tends to smell funky as they ferment.
• Unfortunately, every other pair of shoes I wear have the same stained bottoms, but I keep those pairs inside the house.

• Recently, I've been spilling things around here a lot. One day (and I could foresee this happening), Tulip was angling to jump on my lap so she could sample my hot cocoa. I shifted in my recliner to intercept Tulip mid-flight. 
• That was my intention anyway. Cocoa landed on and beneath my recliners. I was surprised how far however-many-ounces could go.

• I had poured coffee grounds in a Melita© single cup filter. I suspected it would be a problem when the mug I selected was too wide-mouthed. Sure enough, the coffee mug tilted. There was coffee "mud" and many, many grounds that fell all down the kitchen counter, refrigerator and . . . you get the picture.
• Tulip had no part in this even worse disaster.

#TulipTales

#CatTales

What's Up?

Tulip has been busy, but I just got the Internet back late this afternoon. I never knew I'd become so dependent on it!

First off, while I was showering last week, Tulip got into my maxi pads. She chewed on the top corner of it.

Even though Tulip never met Liberty, she is starting to behave like him when it comes to loving Q-tips. Liberty tried to intercept the swabs as they were headed from my ears, to the bathroom trash can. Tulip likes going through the bathroom trash in search of used cotton swabs. And she found the plastic cup where I keep my unused stash. Just one more thing to keep away from Tulip. I regularly move the toilet paper out of reach, and now the Q-tips are on a higher shelf.

#Tuliptales

#Cat_stories

#CrazyCat

Why do I constantly misplace things?

Okay, I'll say it for you. I am old and becoming more forgetful. Sometimes it's Tulip's fault.

Cases in point: 

• On Monday, I needed to find my heating pad. I found the empty box it came in. Looked everywhere, but no clues were found. This reminded me of another time when I searched for the heating pad. Not surprisingly, I ended up owning two. A few years ago, I gave the surplus to a friend. 
• In a repeat performance of events, I ended up buying yet another heating pad at Walgreens.
• Totally my fault.
• I should reassign one of my living room bins exclusively for storing spare DME (Durable Medical Equipment). Blood pressure cuff, various braces for my heels, my back, etc.
• Disorganized me!

• I bought a fancy insulated bottle from Coffee on Raiford. When I was looking for it, I asked myself, "Did I put it on the car roof?" and "Did I leave it at the last place I was in?"
• The bottle was spotted in a cat bed amongst a variety of cat toys.

• Totally blame this one on Tulip. 
• She had to knock it off a table first, then nudge it over to her kitty bed. 
• Bad Kitty!

#losingstuff

#Tuliptales

#Cattales