Final Cat-Proofed Kitchen Counter

I may have come up with the best solution to keep Tulip off the kitchen countertops. This is BEFORE: my last DYI cat-proofing job. You can see a car shade, pizza boxes, and a USPS mailing envelope. What is not shown (underneath and behind all of the aforementioned) are dozens of plastic clamshell cake containers, small boxes and plastic bottles.

This AFTER pic features plastic cat-safe spiked mats. At least it looks neater. 

Pop quiz: Can you tell what I eat most evenings?