Pan-co-li-tis
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Last week, go-go
This week, no-go
What can I eat?
Darned if I know.
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Never knew that the sight of blood
In stool could mean that (oh my, crud)
An eight-day hospital stay loomed for me
To get antibiotics by I.V.
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All I passed, was duly charted
When I burped and when I sharted.
Now I'm home, a bit downhearted;
Lots has happened since this started.
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My diet will change since I must replace
Pizzas and cheesecakes and tres leches cakes -
With foods that are gluten- and dairy-free.
"What about TASTE?" I wonder (says me).
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Going forward, I vow to do, from this day -
All my grocery shopping online. Okay?
Neither Amazon nor the town's IGA;
Only Walmart fulfills my needs any day.
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