Monday, February 13, 2023

Help me name a chapter

I'm currently working on my next book tentatively entitled Unrealistic Expectations.

Each chapter begins with I wish that ... names a disappointment in my life from having U/E (sounds like an ad for ED, doesn't it)? After discussing a problem I experienced, the narrative changes to In Reality (lesson learned), followed by The Bottom Line.

Believe it or not, I'm considering adding a chapter on flatulence. There were three or four instances where I experienced long-lasting, silent-but-deadly episodes. While I feel badly for the victims affected by my flatulence, I'm hoping my embarrassment can be amusing.  How should I title the chapter about these lengthy foul emissions?

The farting chapter is about the Unrealistic Expectations of other people - 

Should I start with Others wished that...  and end with ...

          ... they could breathe fresh air?

          ... they didn't know it was me?

          ... or something similar....

- OR -

Should I change the naming convention for that unique chapter entirely and call it:

  •     Everybody Farts
  •     Fart Fests
  •     A Breath of Fresh Air

Please give me your opinion.

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