COVID Thoughts

 Perfect excuses for inaction:

• Since I'm stuck at home, who cares if I skip a shower or two?
• The answer is ME.
• By day number two, I can't stand myself!

• Go outside? No, I don't want to spread COVID outdoors. 
• Besides, this heat is unreal! 
• (Okay, that's two excuses for being lazy.)
• Let the weeds grow! 

• The world's shut-ins are helping the planet by not going anywhere. 
• Think of all the fossil fuels we're saving!

• This is a test to see how unruly my hair will become. 
• It may hurt the eyes that witness my new rat's nest coiffure.

• How many deliveries can I order in a single week?
• Still finding out.